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Normally, if somebody offered to bring me a sack of trash, I’d find a polite way to say no thanks. But when Glenn Sisco called me, his trash
sounded intriguing.
Ask Jonathon Monken how he got the job as director of Illinois State Police — at the tender age of 29, with no law enforcement experience — and he’ll start with a story ab
Last week, my younger son lost two teeth in the same day. We all know what that
means: he was in for windfall from the Tooth Fairy. At a dollar per tooth, he
was due two bucks minimum. He
Hooray, it’s T-shirt weather! Oh sure, the thermometer does not entirely agree, but trust
me, we’ve never had more reasons to shuck the wooly turtlenecks and show off our tees.
Years ago, when I was new in town and causing trouble, Rich Miller phoned me,
out of the blue, and invited me to lunch. As I recall, he gave me something
like 15 minutes notice to show up
This time of year, when you can offend one person by saying “Merry Christmas” and tick off the next with “Happy Holidays,” it’s nice to know you can still coun
I should’ve known there was something sick about this state. After all, this is Illinois;
it isn’t Wellinois. Ever since I moved here, two phrases have grated on my ears like
My baby Evan has always had a million dollar smile. I’m not saying that because I’m his mom; everybody with normal eyesight notices. It’s not just his perfectly aligned milk-white te
As I write this, I have been up all night. My feet are
throbbing, my legs feel like they're made of old recycled tire rubber
and my back has seized up so stiff that it hurts to str
Here's one of the most embarrassing moments of
my life: My parents were visiting, and after dinner, we lingered around the
table to chat. My son Milo, then 3, entertained himself with a foot