Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 16,2013

Tail from the crypt

I’ve been with my boyfriend for two years. I do have trust issues, having been cheated on in past relationships. My boyfriend’s best friend of six years, a beautiful and intelligent woman,

Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 9,2013

Smells like libertine spirit

By Amy Alkon

I got involved with my co-host on my Web show – a woman in an “open relationship” with her live-in boyfriend of two years. Things were light and fun between us until we developed act

Advice Goddess | Thursday, May 2,2013

In sickness and in stealth

By Amy Alkon

This woman and I were involved 13 years ago, before I met my wife, but she was married then. She got divorced and moved away. We reconnected recently on Facebook, and I discovered she’s now only

Advice Goddess | Thursday, April 25,2013

Fry, fry again

By Amy Alkon

I walked into my apartment and, to my horror, thought my boyfriend had been electrocuted. He was sprawled on the kitchen floor by an open electrical outlet with wires sticking out. There was a screwdr

Advice Goddess | Thursday, April 11,2013

When you wish upon a sleazebucket

By Amy Alkon

I was seeing a guy for four months – a guy I liked better than I’ve ever liked anyone. Two months in, he was calling me his girlfriend, putting me on the phone with his mom, and saying tha

Advice Goddess | Thursday, April 4,2013

Will you flash mob me?

By Amy Alkon

I’m going to propose to my girlfriend, and it seems there’s this trend of doing crazy, elaborate things to ask a girl to marry you. I can’t compete with guys like the New York City d

Advice Goddess | Thursday, March 28,2013

Stammer time

By Amy Alkon

I can’t talk to really pretty girls. If I’m talking to a girl I’m not that interested in or a dude, I’m golden. But if I’m attracted to a girl, my thoughts get totally sc

Advice Goddess | Wednesday, March 20,2013

The math to true love

By Amy Alkon

You need to tell men to never be the first to say those “three little words.” A woman will tell you she’s ready to hear them by telling you first. It seems the dating gurus agree: Wh

Advice Goddess | Thursday, March 14,2013

Ex-rated movie

By Amy Alkon

I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year. We were best friends and talked about everything – what our kids would be like, projects we’d do together, magical worlds, and even other peop

Advice Goddess | Thursday, March 7,2013

Madame ovary

By Amy Alkon

My wife needs a medical test that will involve her being naked in unflattering positions in front of another person, possibly male. I know she won’t enjoy this and it certainly isn’t sexua