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Thursday, Jan. 17, 2013 03:32 pm

another crude poem

another crude poem
“Water turned off: sorry for the Inconvenience”

oh how did they pee
in the PAC
when the pressure became burning
at our local place of learning
did some take a paper cup
and try not to fill it up
for it was sure to spill
in a case of overfill
did some try a filing drawer
which would hold a little more
did some sneak out to the bushes
and bare their frosty tushes
hoping no one would report ’em
or worse make fun and sport ’em
did the male profs write in snow
as they did oh long ago
did the women stifling cries
press tight their throbbing thighs
p’raps there was a jamboree
when no one got to pee
in the lavator-or-y
at our university
when the water was turned off
in the PAC

2012 Jacqueline Jackson
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