This Helen will launch a thousand snores
The title figure of Raising Helen (Kate Hudson) lives in a tame version of the fast lane. Executive assistant to the head of a successful modeling agency (Helen Mirren), Helen is on her way to becoming an agent when her life is sidetracked by a tragedy. After a cutesy birthday party for Helen's oldest sister, Lindsay (Felicity Huffman), both Lindsay and her husband are killed in a car accident. Their will requests that young, irresponsible Helen take the kids, much to the dismay of the middle and more motherly sister, Jenny (Joan Cusack). Helen may not be ready for motherhood, as the title suggests, but she has little to fret over: The three kids are hardly troublesome, and they aren't particularly interesting. Other than a prom date that surprisingly ends up at a motel, the situations could have come from Brady Bunch episodes. An unfortunate blandness -- augmented by a drippy score -- envelops the film. It took four writers to come up with a plot that is more predictable than Titanic's. Minor amusing moments are sprinkled throughout, but no one will remember them long enough to tell his or her friends.
The worldview of director Garry Marshall (creator of television's Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley) is so sugary, insulin shots should be provided to the people who see his films. Has there ever been a sweeter prostitute than the one played by Julia Roberts in his biggest hit, Pretty Woman? Hudson's Helen is equally sweet, but this actress is capable of so much more. Her breakthrough role as the groupie Penny Lane in Almost Famous also exuded sweetness, but as a mask for Penny's inner sadness. Hudson can express more with a look than most actresses can with pages of dialogue. Her charm makes Raising Helen bearable, but unlike her mom, Goldie Hawn, she has the range to go beyond light comedic roles. Raising Helen is a feel-good movie, but only if you don't put too much thought into it.
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