I want to go to Miami, too!
Let’s take a break from fitness for just a moment to discuss “The Decision.” I happened to catch hoops prodigy LeBron James’ announcement that he would play for the Miami Heat, and I just have to make a few things clear to the world of sports:
1) Professional athletes are a bunch of overpaid clowns. Basketball players throw an orange ball through a metal circle suspended twelve feet in the air and get a brazillian dollars for it because it’s entertaining to watch. I spent five years in school learning to analyze politics, build computer databases and write professionally so that I can perform a vital public service. No one offered me millions of dollars, and I sure as heck didn’t have a press conference to announce my acceptance of a job offer. I can’t dunk, though…so that might have had something to do with it.
not the end of the world,
because LeBron was good at
I really do wish LeBron the best, though. He’s got an
amazingly bright future ahead of him, and he seems to have worked hard to get
where he is. Let’s just hope it all works out for the best. Come on,