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Thursday, April 10, 2014 12:01 am

poop poem #2

 poop poem #2

back to unpoetic topics here are two
grossies about dog poop I was in
madison working with my nephew
he lives three blocks from my sister
he wasn’t up yet I figured I’d go
share a cup of coffee with my sister
it was raining I have to tell you
about my sister she is my big sister
three years older and even at our
advanced ages she says comb your hair
stand up straight corrects my grammar
so when she let me in and pointed to
her front mat and said look at that
in an indignant tone I thought she meant
at your age haven’t you learned yet to
wipe your wet feet so I wiped them in
dog poop of their new puppy it took a few
babbled minutes for her to understand
why I’d done such a thing it gave my
brother-in-law a huge laugh the other
story is I related this one to a friend and
she told of a friend’s son a paperboy he’d
sit on the rug beside a pile of papers to fold
them a call came one day to the newspaper
office a customer reported she’d received a
dog poop folded up in her paper one should
tell things in threes so here’s a bonus go see
lincoln library’s central clever display called
everyone poops vote on your favorite diarama
it has an easter theme even frankenstein poops

©2014 Jacqueline Jackson

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