A rotten fish tale
It's inevitable that Shark Tale, the latest animated effort from DreamWorks Animation, will be compared to Finding Nemo. The biggest-grossing animated film to date, until DreamWorks' own Shrek 2 came along, Nemo was fresh and funny, sporting a grand tale of adventure coupled with a heartwarming story of familial love and devotion. Given that success, it's easy to see why directors Bibo Bergeron, Vicky Jenson, and Rob Letterman would want to jump into the pool with their own undersea effort, borrowing the locale yet fashioning a distinctive tale of their own.
However, they should have also sponged a bit of Nemo's wit and ability to create distinctive characters rather than simply animated counterparts of the celebrities whose voices bring them to life. Shark Tale is everything Finding Nemo is not. It's unimaginative and obvious, features a plot that longs to be complex but is simply ridiculous, and -- in what should be the kiss of death, especially for a kids' film -- is dull and repetitious.
Will Smith provides the voice of Oscar, a fast-talking fish who has dreams of escaping his dead-end job of tongue-scrubber at the local Whale Wash and living at the top of the reef. He gets his chance when a series of bizarre circumstances makes it appear as though he's killed Frankie (Michael Imperioli), a great white shark who happens to be the son of local mob boss Don Lino (Robert De Niro). Nothing could be further from the truth, but Oscar milks this opportunity for all it's worth, becoming famous throughout the reef and rich beyond his wildest dreams. However, things start to unravel when Frankie's brother Lenny (Jack Black) shows up. A vegetarian who can never live up to his father's expectations, Lenny threatens to reveal the truth behind Oscar's ruse unless Oscar helps him go into hiding. Needless to say, complications ensue.
The laughs are few and far between as the film's four writers make the mistake of thinking that the many allusions to other, far better films they cram in here are a worthy substitute for genuine humor. Some nods -- to Jaws, The Godfather, and Titanic -- are obvious, but other references -- particularly one from Jerry Maguire, included in deference to Renée Zellweger, who is heard as Angie, an angelfish who secretly pines for Oscar -- stick out like a sore thumb.
The voice talent does a fine job of bringing a sense of enthusiasm to the parts, particularly Martin Scorsese an easily frustrated puffer fish and Angelina Jolie as Lola, a dragonfish femme fatale. However, in the end, Tale is as flat as its players are energetic. To say otherwise would simply be another fish story.
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