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Thursday, July 7, 2011 03:30 am

scampoem #1

NO HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
blares the label of my hunt’s ketchup
other brands are catching on though not
the hawaiian punch at an enos park bash
that was its first ingredient I read labels
the high fruc folk are frantic they’re
lobbying to have h f corn syrup (so
cheap for them so bad for us) labeled
corn sugars “in the interest of consumer
information” we have the info already
thanks we’re onto your tricks if you
succeed in bamboozling the FDA we’ll
now reject anything labeled corn sugars
that means rejecting almost everything in
the supermarket which is the case already
just look at the fine print you can’t call it
food we’ll all waste away from malnu-
trition while growing fat fat fat fat fatter
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