Hidalgo offers quite a ride even if it travels off course
Hidalgo is the sort of old-fashioned adventure they say Hollywood doesn't make any more. It has cowboys and Indians, a beautiful princess, sword fights, killer leopards, a daring rescue, a villain sporting a black goatee, and much more. You would think that the central story, that of a man attempting a grueling 3,000-mile race across the Arabian desert, is compelling enough. However, screenwriter John Fusco manages to bulk up the proceedings, as well as the delicious supporting performances, by giving his hero a few extra tasks to perform along the way.
That hero is Frank T. Hopkins (Viggo Mortensen), a guilt-ridden sot reduced to performing in Buffalo Bill Cody's Wild West show after witnessing the Wounded Knee massacre. An opportunity for redemption arrives in the form of Aziz (Adam Alexi-Malle), an emissary of wealthy Sheikh Riyadh (Omar Sharif), who invites Frank and his pure mustang, Hidalgo, to compete in a deadly long-distance horse race across an area known as the Ocean of Fire.
While Hopkins is scorned by the competition for being an outsider from the West, the Sheikh, an avid reader of dime novels, finds the cowboy a fascinating novelty. And although he threatens to castrate Frank when he and his daughter, the curious Jazira (Zuleikha Robinson), are discovered together without a chaperone, it is to Hopkins the Sheikh turns for help when Jazira is kidnapped and held for ransom.
Loosely based on a true story (Hopkins did, in fact, exist), the screenplay by John Fusco is a bit rambling and unfocused, a flaw that slicing 15 minutes off the running time might have fixed. As the tight-lipped hero, Mortensen is one of the few actors today who seems convincing in an Old West setting, while the rest of the cast have a good time with the lean caricatures Fusco has created for them to play.
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