IllinoisTimes - News Quirks http://illinoistimes.com/articles.sec-115-1-news-quirks.html Fri, 31 Oct 14 00:00:00 -0500 en hourly 1 Missing the point http://illinoistimes.com/article-14653-missing-the-point.html Missing the point
Curses, foiled again• Leslie Paul Ash, 39, broke into a recycling center in Somerset, England, and stole several scrap items. He remembered to wear a mask at the scene, but he put it on outside, dir...]]>
Crisis of the week http://illinoistimes.com/article-14617-crisis-of-the-week.html Crisis of the week
Curses, foiled again • Police got a good look at a burglary suspect who made off with $3,700 in Coral Gables, Fla., even though the man tried to hide his identity by repositioning surveillance camer...]]>
Future friend http://illinoistimes.com/article-14578-future-friend.html Future friend
Curses, foiled againSecurity guards at a Seattle department store had no trouble spotting a shoplifter. She was carrying 23 purses and handbags. When confronted, the woman dropped the items and ran. P...]]>
Euphemistically speaking http://illinoistimes.com/article-14560-euphemistically-speaking.html Euphemistically speaking
Curses, foiled again• British police released surveillance video of a hooded man who entered a Manchester store armed with a machete and demanded cash. As the robber emptied the register, his pants ...]]>
Music hath charms http://illinoistimes.com/article-14544-music-hath-charms.html Music hath charms
Curses, foiled againPolice accused Ryan Mullins, 22, of breaking into a pharmacy in Swansboro, N.C., and stealing a safe containing prescription drugs. He made his getaway by tying a rope around the 1...]]>
Indoctrination nation http://illinoistimes.com/article-14502-indoctrination-nation.html Indoctrination nation
Curses, foiled again• Bradley Hardison, 24, managed to elude authorities for nearly nine months before they nabbed him after a local paper published his photo for winning a doughnut-eating contest a...]]>
Unclear on the concept http://illinoistimes.com/article-14460-unclear-on-the-concept.html Unclear on the concept
Curses, foiled againShantoria Valentine, 23, robbed a bank in Omaha, Neb., but while fleeing, she collapsed after only a few blocks, according to police. One witness noticed the suspect would “shuff...]]>
Tax dollars at work http://illinoistimes.com/article-14438-tax-dollars-at-work.html Tax dollars at work
Curses, foiled again• Police charged Arthur Avery, 30, with setting fire to an apartment building in South Daytona, Fla., after they located the arson suspect at a hospital where he was being treate...]]>
We’re all homos, not all sapiens http://illinoistimes.com/article-14410-we%25E2%2580%2599re-all-homos-not-all-sapiens.html We’re all homos, not all sapiens
Curses, foiled againA man who won $13,000 in Las Vegas told police, brothers Christopher Robert Bendotti, 30, and Joseph Charles Bendotti, 27, lured him to a motel in Phoenix, Ariz., and tried to rob ...]]>
Life lessons http://illinoistimes.com/article-14384-life-lessons.html Life lessons
Curses, foiled again• Police charged Danielle Saxton, 27, with shoplifting from a boutique in West Frankfort, Ill., after investigators saw pictures of her wearing the stolen clothing and jewelry th...]]>
Getting to be a habit http://illinoistimes.com/article-14350-getting-to-be-a-habit.html Getting to be a habit
Curses, foiled againPolice in Bloomsburg, Pa., arrested Jacob Close, 25, for jumping bail after he took part in the local newspaper’s “Your Opinion” feature and allowed his photo to be published...]]>
Board games http://illinoistimes.com/article-14306-board-games.html Board games
Curses, foiled again• An armed woman entered a store in Oklahoma City and started beating clerk Lein Nguyen, 70, with her gun, demanding money. Police Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow said Nguyen responded by ...]]>
Dummy prize http://illinoistimes.com/article-14275-dummy-prize.html Dummy prize
Curses, foiled againPolice investigating a burglary in Lakewood, Wash., found a plaque on the front lawn of the home naming Alfred J. Shropshire III, 49, as a local car dealer’s “Salesperson of th...]]>
Speed kills meaning http://illinoistimes.com/article-14259-speed-kills-meaning.html Speed kills meaning
 Curses, foiled again• After a camera was found secretly recording in the women’s locker room at a fitness gym in Seekonk, Mass., police examined the video and named a club member as their su...]]>
Snooze, you lose http://illinoistimes.com/article-14214-snooze-you-lose.html Snooze, you lose
Curses, foiled againAfter a 17-year-old baby sitter reported a home invasion and robbery, police in Ferndale, Wash., wound up arresting the sitter, her 16-year-old boyfriend and another male suspect b...]]>
College of electoral knowledge http://illinoistimes.com/article-14194-college-of-electoral-knowledge.html College of electoral knowledge
Curses, foiled again• Three Seattle teenagers tried to steal a woman’s car at gunpoint but failed because none of them could operate a manual transmission. “I got a five-speed in there,” victi...]]>
Waste more, tax more http://illinoistimes.com/article-14167-waste-more-tax-more.html Waste more, tax more
Curses, foiled againPolice accused Jeremiah Scales of selling synthetic marijuana from his girlfriend’s house in Bloomington, Ind., after a nearby sign announcing “Drugs This Way” alerted them. ...]]>
Makin’ bacon http://illinoistimes.com/article-14152-makin%25E2%2580%2599-bacon.html Makin’ bacon
 Curses, foiled again• Police reported that a gunman forced a 60-year-old man in New Orleans to withdraw money from an automated teller machine, but before the ATM dispensed the cash, the robbe...]]>
E-oaths http://illinoistimes.com/article-14087-e-oaths.html E-oaths
Curses, foiled again• After two people reported being maced and robbed by two men, police in Anchorage, Alaska, quickly nabbed one suspect. While searching for the other one, officers spotted a man ...]]>
Unclear on the concept http://illinoistimes.com/article-14060-unclear-on-the-concept.html Unclear on the concept
Curses, foiled again• Dean Richard Smith, 27, entered a bank in Treorchy, Wales, holding a breadknife, covering his face and wearing socks over his shoes. When he demanded money, teller Catherine St...]]>
Oh so d’oh! http://illinoistimes.com/article-14022-oh-so-d%25E2%2580%2599oh_.html Oh so d’oh!
Curses, foiled againPolice charged Shanwaz Khan, 30, with being the brains behind a car-theft ring in Birmingham, England, after he attracted their attention by driving a $90,000 Audi with the persona...]]>
Another 15 minutes of fame http://illinoistimes.com/article-13993-another-15-minutes-of-fame.html Another 15 minutes of fame
Curses, foiled again• British police arrested five members of a Liverpool gang for breaking into a clothing store after-hours after they attracted the attention of customers at a bar next door with ...]]>
Unbroken record http://illinoistimes.com/article-13926-unbroken-record.html Unbroken record
 Curses, foiled again• British police arrested a 30-year-old man they said broke into a hotel in Gloucester but fell off the roof while making his getaway. He tumbled 40 feet and had to call em...]]>
Odorific nuptials http://illinoistimes.com/article-13895-odorific-nuptials.html Odorific nuptials
Curses, foiled againAuthorities in Orange County, Calif., identified Franc Cano, 27, and Steven Dean Gordon, 45, as suspected serial killers because the two paroled sex offenders were wearing GPS trac...]]>
Capitalizing on disaster http://illinoistimes.com/article-13811-capitalizing-on-disaster.html Capitalizing on disaster
 Curses, foiled again• Police investigating the burglary of a restaurant in San Mateo, Calif., arrested Keveen Quintanilla, 31, after he stopped to flirt with bartender Ashleigh Cullen, 22, who...]]>
Foodies http://illinoistimes.com/article-13785-foodies.html Foodies
Curses, foiled againWhen the police officer who stopped Douglas Glidden, 25, in Livermore Falls, Maine, found marijuana in his vehicle, Glidden insisted the pot couldn’t be his because he had stolen...]]>
Not all crooks are dumb http://illinoistimes.com/article-13768-not-all-crooks-are-dumb.html Not all crooks are dumb
Curses, foiled again• Yafait Tadesse went to prison for stealing names and Social Security numbers of a dozen people and using the stolen identities to claim tax refunds. The bogus returns instructe...]]>
Praymate of the month http://illinoistimes.com/article-13727-praymate-of-the-month.html Praymate of the month
Curses, foiled againMichigan authorities identified Jules Bahler, 21, as the suspect in three bank robberies after he posted his picture on Facebook holding a submachine gun like the one used in the h...]]>
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The owner of a Springfield head shop says he fears bankruptcy in the wake of a raid by federal agents who emptied his store of pipes and suspected synthetic marijuana. That Traveling Treasures on Chatham Road was selling pipes and so-called incense t...]]>
Litigation nation http://illinoistimes.com/article-13684-litigation-nation.html Litigation nation
Curses, foiled againCarlos Ruiz, 42, stole a sound system and other values from a home in Haddon Township, N.J., according to police, who identified him as their suspect after he returned a half-hour ...]]>